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For the love of Minimal

Posted: 3rd May 2024 10:04am
Edited: 3rd May 2024 10:09am - edited 2 times
Abracadabra
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The colonic irrigation soiree for poets
was a big hit. Sure, they'd never seen the like of it.
There was so much shit....
and all written faster than a fox could fart on a chicken

Posted: 3rd May 2024 10:23am
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secretary said
summary of meeting
would be just
minuets

that'd be great, said me
my bus is in half
an hour

Posted: 3rd May 2024 12:50pm
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He kicked back
and the Notes danced
naked before him

Posted: 3rd May 2024 1:16pm
Edited: 3rd May 2024 1:19pm
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Kicking your back
takes years of practice
but all he had was minutes

Posted: 3rd May 2024 1:32pm
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He decided
to boil a negg.

🥚

Posted: 3rd May 2024 2:11pm
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He put on "Can't Help Falling in Love"
and waltzed her around the kitchen.

Posted: 3rd May 2024 2:25pm
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eggs, yellow or green
ham with lettuce on top
blue cheese

Posted: 3rd May 2024 3:44pm
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And a great big pile of chicken feet
(even though God banned them in the bible)

Posted: 3rd May 2024 4:22pm
Edited: 3rd May 2024 4:23pm
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NEWSFLASH!
God Bans Chickens' Feet!
Chickens Stage Protest!
'How Can We Walk?' they ask.


🐥🐤🐣

Posted: 3rd May 2024 5:02pm
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Leviticus 11
https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/LEV+11.html
allegedly written by Moses circa 1300BC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5BJXwNeKsQ

Posted: 3rd May 2024 5:39pm
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NEWSFLASH!
Moses Supports God In Chickens' Feet Ban!
'The Big Feller's Right!' Says Moses.
Chickens Invest In Bicycles!


🐣🚴🐤🚴‍♀️🐥🚴‍♂️

Posted: 3rd May 2024 8:26pm
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Breaking Breaking Breaking

As global chicken population soars to almost 19 billion
elite bicycle divisions reported massing on Cantonese border
in retaliation for black bean sauce...

Posted: 3rd May 2024 8:52pm
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Chicken feet in salt and turmeric
deep fried
and later cooked with soy sauce
feet anyone?

Posted: 4th May 2024 3:15am
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The Battling Chicken
lost the fight:
it was defeeted

🥊🐥🥊


Posted: 4th May 2024 6:41am
Edited: 4th May 2024 6:42am
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But not so fast.....

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