beanbandit (Unfate the death shaman)

I am a king, my rusty crown is heavy and painful, but if you are in my kingdom, you eat, and not each other, and i will cook and teach you how, and I will clean the dishes and teach you how, and should we run out of seats, you can sit in my throne and rest your feet, feasting on the meager sustenance while we talk and laugh, but feel safe knowing I am always watching the walls and beyond.