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For the love of Minimal

Posted: 6th May 2024 10:53am
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If God was a chicken
the Devil would be a roaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip9OCffEkUE


Posted: 9th May 2024 5:21pm
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Still clucking
after seven thousand years of slavery
and barbaric genetic modification.
Chickens Rule

Posted: 9th May 2024 6:49pm
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The Chick
was feeling lucky
so it went down to Kentucky,
'I'll be fine,' it said,
'Of that there is no doubt,'

but Colonel Sanders
took it and then put it
in a bucket –
the Chicken's luck
had sadly run right out.

🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣

Posted: 10th May 2024 9:04am
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The three goats
crossed the bridge
and back again

Posted: 10th May 2024 3:20pm
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She who gloats doth quote the goats
who made off with her daughter
They longed for kids but at the bridge
they'd thrown her in the water
A passing boatman spied the wench
bedraggled and forlorn
She told him all her sorry tale
of kidnapping gone wrong




Posted: 10th May 2024 11:21pm
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They brayed
and boasted
irritating the trolls
under the bridge in Facebook 😏

Posted: 11th May 2024 6:05am
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Back in the day
when Goatbook was cool
before they drank the water
in the swimming pool

Posted: 11th May 2024 6:28am
Edited: 11th May 2024 7:39am - edited 2 times
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The Goats were unhappy,🐐🐐☹️
their gloom was deep; ☹️☹️
the men in Aberdeen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
preferred shagging sheep🐑🐑🐑

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🐑🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐑

Posted: 13th May 2024 11:58am
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Now I understand --
this means K.Stamerra
must be a wooly alien hybrid
from scouseland

Posted: 13th May 2024 12:01pm
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Minimalists
who embark on colonic irrigation for aspiring word turds
rarely shit a whole one

Posted: 13th May 2024 12:03pm
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Have patience in the desert
and dream of rain

Posted: 13th May 2024 10:36pm
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Let's all flesh up and leave says the skeletons

Posted: 14th May 2024 5:47am
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A crime to chop up thine flesh
then leave to one side whilst maketh
sad recipe bone idle

Posted: 14th May 2024 5:54am
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Every clock in the world
had stopped but midnight
still struck




Posted: 14th May 2024 5:54am
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They rose from the ashes
to relight the flames

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